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10 reasons why I hate canoli's

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:52 pm
by Sandman
[Except Virg, Jared and i guess Dr. J(self proclaimed non-canoli)]

By Chad W. Garrison


1. They dont shower
2. They lack simple hygiene
3. They always yell go swedes for some stupid reason that they dont even know
4. They smoke poles
5. They write graffiti all over tees, benches you name it
6. They wear WAY too much patchouli to cover up their lack of bathing
7. There idiots
8. Skip is gay(this should be number 1 but I wouldnt give him the satisfaction of being number one at anything except being the #1 tool in DG)
9. Being on the same card with one is like having your nose stuck in an arm pit permanently.
10. Finally.................They dont shower!!!

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:19 am
by str8
Thought I heard something the other day about needing a motherly perspective?
Where are you WIFE?

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:08 am
by Sandman
Not in this matter.................

Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:19 am
by 2
LMAO!!!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:57 am
by Ruder
Sandman wins for Playa Hata of the Year.

But he ain't hatin on no playa. He's hatin on the canolis'

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:13 pm
by Sandman
discgolfer83 wrote:Damn Sandman why all the player haten'. I've played with the Canolis many times. They seem to be cool.

Maybe you have mommy issues, man. Don't be such a fool,man. It sounds like your the tool.
I knew if I posted this thread it would bring canoli butt sniffers like yourself. :shock: THANKS FOR MAKIN MY DAY!!! :lol:

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:01 pm
by 2
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:09 am
by Leo D.
discgolfer83 wrote:Damn Sandman why all the player haten'. I've played with the Canolis many times. They seem to be cool.

Maybe you have mommy issues, man. Don't be such a fool,man. It sounds like your the tool.
Only one group of "people" use the "mommy" phrase. So for the record please state your Full canoli name.