Ruin-A-Wish Game

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Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby MOthrows » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:50 am

The rules are simple: I'll post a wish and then the next person has to find some way to ruin the wish.

ex. "I wish I had a billion pounds

Granted but it's in pennies and you are crushed under the weight."

That person then makes their own wish and the cycle continues.

I wish I was a pirate.

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby disc golf superhero » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:52 am

MOthrows wrote:I wish I was a pirate.

That would make you gay.

I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby smitty » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:01 pm

disc golf superhero wrote:

I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.


Then you wouldn't have a boyfriend and you would run out of lotion.
:P


I wish fish had wings and birds had fins.

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Postby Friz-Rocker » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:06 pm

frick this thread,Iv`e been cut off twice.
I wish I could delete this topic.
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Postby Ron » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:48 pm

Then You would have nothing to do with your waist of time.

I wish Josh wasn't a sandbagger.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby MOthrows » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:36 pm

smitty wrote:
disc golf superhero wrote:

I wish MOthrows wasn't so gay.


Then you wouldn't have a boyfriend and you would run out of lotion.
:P


I wish fish had wings and birds had fins.


Granted. But a shark landed on your head and you died.

I wish hero wasn't a homophobe and would except me for who I am.

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby Friz-Rocker » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:19 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish hero wasn't a homophobe and would except me for who I am.

Granted,but as You and Hero are flying to a S.F.gay pride parade,the airliner hits a mountain.

I wish people were more sensitive.
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Postby MOthrows » Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:36 pm

Granted. But now they actually listen to what you're saying and decide to stone you to death.

I wish I controlled the weather.

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Postby Nivek9 » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:27 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish I controlled the weather.


Granted. But in your desire to play disc golf all the time you neglected to let it rain at all causing all of the crops to die and we are now all starving to death.

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Postby jtkustomizer » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:47 pm

Nivek9 wrote:
MOthrows wrote:I wish I controlled the weather.



I wish the presidential election were tomorrow so we could skip past all the campaigning.



Granted but then we would be stuck with the Clintons and there is no telling what would go on in the Oval Office.


I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger :lol:
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Postby smitty » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:33 pm

disc golf superhero wrote:
jtkustomizer wrote:I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger :lol:

Granted. Now you're a midget.

I wish I could of left that alone.


Granted I deleted your post! Now you will get pissed and have a heart attack because you are all worked up about nothing.

I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.

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Postby Chris Wiggins » Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:29 pm

[/quote]I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.[/quote]

Smitty wins the Ruin-a-Wish Game.
Throw some D's on it!

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Postby str8 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:22 am

smitty wrote:
disc golf superhero wrote:
jtkustomizer wrote:I wish I was as good as the original Sandbagger :lol:

Granted. Now you're a midget.

I wish I could of left that alone.


Granted I deleted your post! Now you will get pissed and have a heart attack because you are all worked up about nothing.

I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.


Granted, but then you lose your job for patting a female student's chest while saying "Great game!"

I wish that urinating in public wasn't illegal.

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Postby disclizard » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:24 am

I wish that women had boobs on their backs. That would be much better for dancing.


Granted But now you can't play disc golf for two weeks cause you forgot wifes boobs are on her back and stuck it up her pooper last while drunk and she beat you with the bed side lamp.


I wish it was summer time every time I walked out my door with my disc golf bag.
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Postby Friz-Rocker » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:13 am

str8 wrote:I wish that urinating in public wasn't illegal.

Granted,but as you are walking to your car after a Led Zeppelin concert you are struck and killed by a torrent of urine from drunk concert goers peeing in the parking lot.

I wish I had three arms so I could play guitar like Buckethead.
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