Ruin-A-Wish Game

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby mrsenortyler » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:29 pm

disclizard wrote:I wish Stars and moon were brighter at night so we could play disc 24/7 without lights.


Granted, but it's so bright, now you never know when to sleep, and die of sleep depravation.

I wish dogs could speak (english).
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby dragonessk » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:56 pm

Granted, but your dog has ADD and OCD, so it goes something like this: "Throw the ball!!! going to get it!!! bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! Throw the ball!!!! Going to get it!!! Bringing it back!!!! And so on...

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby doc » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:13 pm

Granted, but a continuous Earthquake made ALL throwing a living hell.

I wish the GBO would move back to August... :|
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby mrsenortyler » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:26 pm

doc wrote:I wish the GBO would move back to August... :|


Umm, granted, but now every round is in 90 degree heat with so much humidity, nobody can stand it... and you wish that GBO was back in April again.

I wish Mike and Ikes grew on trees.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby Dirty Dave » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:02 pm

Granted, but you eat so much of them from the trees your hands and feet rot off from diabetes and you can no longer play disc golf.

I wish we aged like Benjamin Button.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby UpChuck » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:03 pm

mrsenortyler wrote:I wish Mike and Ikes grew on trees.


Granted, but now you have a tree full of Mike Schoenhofer and Dwight (Ike) Eisinhower Dolls.

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby Schoen-hopper » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:13 am

Granted, but you became a sloth, and your head shrunk. As your vocal chords are the size of Mini-Me's, you are now singing Queen songs. You are searching for Betelgeuse to grow back your head.

I wish I had a pet Tiger.

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby ditziwt » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:22 am

granted but you team up with andy dick to go on a magic tour across the world. somewhere in peru during the magic show the tiger attacks andy and kills him. you are last seen on stage crying for your gay lover before you slip into recluseness.

i wish dogs never had to pee or poop.

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby Cat » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:58 am

Granted, now all your stuff is stolen because you were not awake to push his bark button to wake you up!

I wish to know why?

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby mrsenortyler » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:50 am

Cat wrote:I wish to know why?


Because.

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby Friz-Rocker » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:35 am

Granted, but now we all ride camels and Iqbal always gets to the tournaments before us.


I wish I could time travel so I could win the lottery.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby ditziwt » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:17 am

Granted, but after traveling back in time you realize that you are out of plutonium.
You know... that really important stuff that is required for the nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of power needed by the flux capacitor.
You are stuck in 1955. Everyone in 2009 is happy as you slowly fade out of our pictures and memories as if you were never here.


i wish KU was in the final four.

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby Zen Okie » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:49 am

Granted, but it is the womens NIT final four.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby Cat » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:20 am

Granted-and it did feb 24 but i ressurected it mar 16

I wish okie to be a j hawk

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Game

Postby Friz-Rocker » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:02 am

Granted, but his OU buddies fail to see the humor and hang him from a tree in a fatal wedgie prank gone bad.



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