10 reasons why I hate canoli's

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:52 pm

[Except Virg, Jared and i guess Dr. J(self proclaimed non-canoli)]

By Chad W. Garrison

1. They dont shower
2. They lack simple hygiene
3. They always yell go swedes for some stupid reason that they dont even know
4. They smoke poles
5. They write graffiti all over tees, benches you name it
6. They wear WAY too much patchouli to cover up their lack of bathing
7. There idiots
8. Skip is gay(this should be number 1 but I wouldnt give him the satisfaction of being number one at anything except being the #1 tool in DG)
9. Being on the same card with one is like having your nose stuck in an arm pit permanently.
10. Finally.................They dont shower!!!

str8 · Post by **str8** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:19 am

Thought I heard something the other day about needing a motherly perspective?
Where are you WIFE?

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:08 am

Not in this matter.................

2 · Post by 2 » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:19 am

LMAO!!!!!

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:57 am

Sandman wins for Playa Hata of the Year.

But he ain't hatin on no playa. He's hatin on the canolis'

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:13 pm

discgolfer83 wrote:Damn Sandman why all the player haten'. I've played with the Canolis many times. They seem to be cool.

Maybe you have mommy issues, man. Don't be such a fool,man. It sounds like your the tool.

I knew if I posted this thread it would bring canoli butt sniffers like yourself.

THANKS FOR MAKIN MY DAY!!!

2 · Post by 2 » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:01 pm

LMFAO

Leo D. · Post by **Leo D.** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:09 am

discgolfer83 wrote:Damn Sandman why all the player haten'. I've played with the Canolis many times. They seem to be cool.

Maybe you have mommy issues, man. Don't be such a fool,man. It sounds like your the tool.

Only one group of "people" use the "mommy" phrase. So for the record please state your Full canoli name.