Ruin-A-Wish Game

[disclizard]

granted, So do I then I would be rich , and you would have new wood panles on your station wagon and a house that didn't have wheels.



I wish the grass(or lack of it) at hermin hill didn't have so many stickers in it.

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but instead of stickers, the grass is sticky, and in a tragic drug bust, your chopper and marvin the martian helmet are seized and auctioned off for 57 dollars.


I wish us older players bodies didn`t come apart playing disc-golf.

[disclizard]

Granted but not in the literal sence. you never have pain but your arm flyes of one day while playing hole 18 at oak and lands in the water. you never feel it but after they sew it back on your arm stinks for the rest of your life.



I wish I had big ole bugs bunny feet to go with my marvin martian helmet.

[doc]

Granted, but when you say, "What's up doc?" to me, I'm forced to counter your poor, tasteless joke with violence because "that made me soooo angry". Now I have 2 unusually large rabbit's feet for good luck - thus making all my putts and I then turn Pro.

I wish all bad habits were healthy!!

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but all your good habits make you unhealthy, developing a nasty case of dementia, causing you to eat both of your lucky rabbits feet and giving you a case of terminal bubonic plague.


I wish that the KDGA, didn`t have so many Warner Bros. cartoon characters.

[Ring]

I wish that the KDGA, didn`t have so many Warner Bros. cartoon characters.

Granted, but now they are all Disney Character. And they never renew there KDGA memberships because Walt won't let them out of the Disney Valt


I wish everyone the best

[ditziwt]

I wish everyone the best

not granted... of all the wishes that have been granted on here this one will not be. some people are losers and will remain that way.

i wish my new job would have paid me what i am worth instead of low balling me.

[Lucky4ever247]

i wish my new job would have paid me what i am worth instead of low balling me.

Granted. But now you are making the $2.50 a month you are truly worth and can only afford mac and cheese and eggs to eat.


I wish I could master throwing the anhyzer at rosedale since everything is set for lefties...

[Friz-Rocker]

Granted, but after winning every round, your entire division attacks u and buries you @ hole #9 of waterworks.


I wish that I could program GPS into my rollers.

[Cat]

Granted, but after winning every round, your entire division attacks u and buries you @ hole #9 of waterworks.

I wish you hadnt done that

JTP

[mrsenortyler]

I wish you hadn't done that.

Granted, but now I'm doing this!

I wish for furniture made of string cheese.

[Dirty Dave]

Granted, but the furniture made out of cheese attracts mice and you get the plague and die.

I wish disc golf baskets were bigger.

[doc]

They're bigger alright...now ALL your putters drop through the bottom or the basket causing you AT LEAST one more stroke/hole.

I wish I could drink coffee all day w/o it interfering with my sleep...

[DUH]

I wish I could drink coffee all day w/o it interfering with my sleep...

Granted, but now you have nothing to keep you awake & you develop narcolepsy.

I wish there wasn't rain in the forecast for this weekend

[disclizard]

granted But now it doesn't rain for months. Fires start all over and burn down all the disc golf courses in Kansas.



I wish My woman liked disc golf.