This will probibly hit home wih most of you

[Mace Man]

Kansas According to Jeff Foxworthy:
If you're proud that your region makes the national news at least 96 times each year because it's the hottest or the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Wichita, Kansas.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his fore head, you might live in Pratt, Kansas.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Colby, Kansas.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Hutchinson, Kansas.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kansas.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Kansan WHEN 'Vacation' means going east or west on I-70 for the weekend.
If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Kansas.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Medicine Lodge, Kansas.

If you often switch from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you might live in Satanta, Kansas.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Sublette, Kansas.

If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings), you might live in Great Bend, Kansas.
If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Copeland, Kansas.


If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Manhattan, Kansas.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in Marysville, Kansas.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Wichita, Kansas.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Bison, Kansas.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you might live in Derby Kansas.

If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age, you might live in Winfield, Kansas.

If Going Down South means Oklahoma, you might live in Wellington, Kansas.

If a brat is something you eat, you might live in Argonia, Kansas.

If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might live in Arkansas City, Kansas.

If your idea of going out to eat is a tail gate party every Friday, you might live in Cimarron, Kansas.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car; you might live in Goodland, Kansas.

If you find 0 degrees to be 'a little chilly', you might live in Concordia, Kansas.

If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Kansas friends -- you might live in Kansas.

[mrsenortyler]

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Colby, Kansas.

I have a friend from Oakley that I know has done this numerous times!

[Cat]

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Colby, Kansas.

I have a friend from Oakley that I know has done this numerous times!

And, Cort has done it countless times too. I don't know that he even owns a pair of jeans.