Ruin-A-Wish Game

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:46 am

Friz-Rocker wrote:
str8 wrote:I wish that urinating in public wasn't illegal.
Granted,but as you are walking to your car after a Led Zeppelin concert you are struck and killed by a torrent of urine from drunk concert goers peeing in the parking lot.

I wish I had three arms so I could play guitar like Buckethead.

Granted, but now you have only one leg and while you're trying to shred like buckethead you trip and impale yourself on the guitar.

I wish monkeys were blue.

Kindy · Post by **Kindy** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:24 am

Granted, But then all of your brothers would look like smurfs with long tails.

I wish it was never cold in Kansas.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:37 am

Granted, but it's never cold in Kansas for you because you burn up in a scorching house fire.

I wish I was invincible.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:07 am

MOthrows wrote:I wish I was invincible.

Granted,but then your girlfriend offers up a cryptonite butt plug and it`s game over.

I wish 2-Away played Discgolf.

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:30 am

Granted. But then he mops the floor with your friz.

I wish Friz Rocker wasn't such a liberal.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:35 am

Granted, but then he'd be smart and know where to hide your body.

I wish I could see around corners.

Ron · Post by **Ron** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:06 pm

Granted, but you loose the ability to see straight and walk directly into the road getting smashed by a police car on an emergency eye ball transport to the hospital. Ironic isn't it?

I wish women were not so wicked and scandalous.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:19 pm

Ron wrote:Granted, but you loose the ability to see straight and walk directly into the road getting smashed by a police car on an emergency eye ball transport to the hospital. Ironic isn't it?

I wish women were not so wicked and scandalous.

Granted, but now they're not women, they're men.

I wish stuff that was good for you was more fun to do.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:25 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish stuff that was good for you was more fun to do.

Granted,but as your working out on the thighmaster,your nutsack breaks open.

I wish schoen-hopper wasn`t a conservative.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:02 pm

Friz-Rocker wrote:
MOthrows wrote:I wish stuff that was good for you was more fun to do.
Granted,but as your working out on the thighmaster,your nutsack breaks open.

I wish schoen-hopper wasn`t a conservative.

Granted, but then he'd be and idiot and shoot you in a crowded room.

I wish you could still buy candy cigarettes.

disc golf superhero · Post by **disc golf superhero** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:35 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish you could still buy candy cigarettes.

Granted. Now you're fat.....ter. Cancer's killing you too.

I wish I had power here.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:45 pm

Granted, but now you're being electrocuted like a fake hero deserves to be.

I wish I could create real money and not get caught.

jtkustomizer · Post by **jtkustomizer** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:55 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish I could create real money and not get caught.

Granted but you used the fake money you created to buy in to a tournament and have been banned from disc golf forever for the fraud.

I wish I could quit work and go on the "Play em All Tour"

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:14 pm

Granted. But you had to sell discs out of Mark Martin's trunk.

I wish they'd lynch all them sandbaggers.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:29 pm

Granted, but then you'd be dead.

I wish blue was black.