Ruin-A-Wish Game

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:16 am

MOthrows wrote:I wish every league night had weather like this.

Granted, but now you live in Santa Cruz, CA and life is good.

I wish work was easy.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:34 am

Granted, but now your an easy prostitute in Santa Cruz.

I wish quitting nicotine was easy.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:17 pm

Granted,but now you`ve developed a nasty crack habit and your Austin`s pimp.

I wish pigs could fly.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:27 am

Friz-Rocker wrote:I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, but have you ever been in a pig pin? Not a very good idea to have pigs overhead.

I wish I didn't have a pimp.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:01 am

Granted......wait, shuuutuuuup and go make me some benjamins.

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Austin · Post by **Austin** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:08 am

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MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:28 am

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Wed May 14, 2008 4:57 pm

I wish the karate kid and walker texas ranger would fight in a cage match in my backyard.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:48 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish the karate kid and walker texas ranger would fight in a cage match in my backyard.

Granted but now your backyard no longer exists. (Because it got destroyed by the huge battle)

I wish I could be in three places at once.

ronconversjr · Post by **ronconversjr** » Wed May 14, 2008 9:55 pm

mrsenortyler wrote:
MOthrows wrote:I wish the karate kid and walker texas ranger would fight in a cage match in my backyard.
Granted but now your backyard no longer exists. (Because it got destroyed by the huge battle)

I wish I could be in three places at once.

Granted ,but now you don`t know if you are coming ,going, or putting!?
I wish I`d finally get that roller ace!

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Thu May 15, 2008 7:46 pm

Granted,but you as you were driving,you slipped on the tee box,you were knocked unconscious,never knew you aced,and there where no witnesses.

I wish I could trade my roller ace for a hundred air aces.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Fri May 16, 2008 11:09 am

Friz-Rocker wrote:
I wish I could trade my roller ace for a hundred air aces.

Granted, but they were all black aces. Even though they are impressive, they don't count for anything and all accidents.

I wish that Indiana sold Cold beer at the Grocery Store and Gas Stations.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:51 pm

mrsenortyler wrote:

I wish that Indiana sold Cold beer at the Grocery Store and Gas Stations.

Granted, but I got drunk too often.

I wish I didn't have to ruin my own wishes in the Ruin-A-wish game.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:49 pm

Granted,but your reward is a Friz post.

I wish this thread wasn`t petering out.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Wed May 28, 2008 10:05 pm

Granted, but now you are.

I wish I really knew why oil prices are so high.