Ruin-A-Wish Game

iqbal · Post by **iqbal** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:07 am

MOthrows wrote:Granted, but now you are.

I wish I really knew why oil prices are so high.

Granted, but now you are George W. Bush.

I wish I was Friz Rocker.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:35 am

Granted, but now you're friz rocker.

I wish I could sing.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:04 am

MOthrows wrote:I wish I could sing.

Granted. You sing so well you make it to the finals of American Idol, only to be beaten by some gay kid singing a Madonna song. This crushes your esteem and you kill yourself.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

jtkustomizer · Post by **jtkustomizer** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:37 am

Austin wrote:I wish I had a Ferrari.

Granted but now you drive like Eddie Griffen..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNVrMZX2kms

I wish that I didnt have to pay bills.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Thu May 29, 2008 3:17 pm

jtkustomizer wrote:I wish that I didnt have to pay bills.

Granted. You spend the money you saved on women of the night and catch a nasty case of aids and die.

I wish humidity was illegal.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Thu May 29, 2008 8:15 pm

Granted,but living in Kansas makes you a repeat offender.after being paroled in 5 years,a condition of your parole is to live in Missisippi.

I wish Salina was in Wichitard.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Fri May 30, 2008 5:10 pm

Friz-Rocker wrote:I wish Salina was in Wichitard.

Granted, but now everyone in Salina is miserable.

I wish rubber cement tasted good and was good for you.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Fri May 30, 2008 6:22 pm

Granted,but a side effect is that it melts condoms and soon after a night of being pimped out by Mothrows you end up pregnant with triplets.

I wish I could run real fast down the tee-box and throw the frisbee into the frisbee catching device just like Chris Smith.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:08 am

Granted, but last time I checked, frisbee is something that you play on the beach and the only frisbee catching device to be found there is girls that don't know when tight clothes aren't attractive.

I wish our nation's lexicon was higher than a second grader's.

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Sat May 31, 2008 3:09 am

MOthrows wrote: I wish our nation's lexicon was higher than a second grader's.

Granted, but now you've run out of situations to use the word 'lexicon'.

I wish I had my own theme music when I walked around like Peter Griffin.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:06 am

Granted, your theme song is YMCA.

I wish there was no humidity and if there is humidity that I could swim in it.

Ring · Post by **Ring** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:19 pm

MOthrows wrote:Granted, your theme song is YMCA.

I wish there was no humidity and if there is humidity that I could swim in it.

Granted, You are now Hillary Clintons thong after a heated debate with Obama...

I wish the 4th of July was every day..

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:49 pm

Granted, but you get arrested making illegal fireworks and you aren't allowed to post bail until the 5th.

"I wish I was a little bit talla....."

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:12 am

Ruder wrote:Granted, but you get arrested making illegal fireworks and you aren't allowed to post bail until the 5th.

that was a good one.

dragonessk · Post by **dragonessk** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:03 pm

granted, but now you fit the profile of that guy who was robbing all those old ladies last week...

I wish I hadn't gotten that speeding ticket.