Ruin-A-Wish Game

doc · Post by **doc** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:18 am

Granted, but your car becomes possessive and locks the doors keeping you prisoner...forever.

I wish I would win the lotto w/o buying a ticket...

dragonessk · Post by **dragonessk** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:15 am

granted but 80 million other people won at the same time so you made out with a buck of which the government taxed you 60%. Congratulations on you $ .40 win!!!!!!

I wish I could have slept in today.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:10 pm

Granted, but none of the books got checked in at the Wellinton public library and they missed out on $.35 in late fees. We all know people in Wellington cannot read.

I wish Lizard didn't have to drive all the way to Minesota to make his Biker Porn!

disclizard · Post by **disclizard** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:09 pm

Granted I'll just film it in your back yard . But your wife and and all of the pets in your nieghborhood will be the co-stars. we become rich but you pay the fine when we all get busted.

I wish i could find My PDGA disc golf guide.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:18 am

disclizard wrote: I wish i could find My PDGA disc golf guide.

Granted, but you still can't find your PDGA course directory!

I wish it wasn't so muddy outside.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:06 am

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Granted, now it's muddy all inside your house, because of the sinkhole that is sucking you into the center of the earth.

I wish Kansas would start a war with Nebraska and steal all of their corn.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:15 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish Kansas would start a war with Nebraska and steal all of their corn.

Granted, while we were in Nebraska stealing all of the corn Colorado stole all of our wheat.

I wish I wasn't so fat so I could enjoy the warmer weather.

disc golf superhero · Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:41 am

Austin wrote:I wish I wasn't so fat so I could enjoy the warmer weather.

Granted. Now you’re best friends with Richard Simmons and launch your own clothing line together to go along with your new Austin Buns work out video. And 1 and 2 and 1 and 2 and kick real high....

I wish I had a wish.

doc · Post by **doc** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:34 pm

Granted...now you wish you were Austin. One&two&one&two&5,6,7,8!

I wish I could putt a LOT better...

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:14 pm

doc wrote:I wish I could putt a LOT better...

Granted, now you are Eric McCabe.

I wish when people say you threw a worm burner you would actual find worms on fire when walking to your disc.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:53 pm

Austin wrote:
doc wrote:I wish I could putt a LOT better...
Granted, now you are Eric McCabe.

I wish when people say you threw a worm burner you would actual find worms on fire when walking to your disc.

That's good stuff.

dragonessk · Post by **dragonessk** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:00 am

Granted. Thanks for burning down the park, and you are promptly arrested for throwing a wormburner during a burn ban.

I wish it was time for the friz again.

Ring · Post by **Ring** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:55 pm

dragonessk wrote:
I wish it was time for the friz again.

Granted, you are now experiencing visuals of the highest magnitude-yet you are laughing uncontrolably...

I wish I was taller.

dragonessk · Post by **dragonessk** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:00 pm

granted, but everyone makes fun of you for wearing those platform shoes with the goldfish swimming in the heel.

I wish everyone could spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:04 am

Granted,but you and everyone else on the planet are turned into Julie Andrews and we all die in a mass lesbian suicide.

I wish I could take bong hits and win 8 olympic gold medals.

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