Ruin-A-Wish Game

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:28 pm

Kindy wrote:Granted, but you now live in a glass bowl and little kids poke you during the school day.

I wish I could play pro.

Granted, now Eric takes all you money.

I wish I drove a monster truck!

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:10 pm

Granted, but now your lungs burst from trying to blow up those monster tires.

I wish I was dead.

Nivek9 · Post by **Nivek9** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:21 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish I was dead.

Uh... granted? But then you'd be uh... dead.... and no longer able to participate in this rousing game of Ruin a Wish.

I wish I had come up with a more clever answer to the previous wish.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:24 pm

Does that make me the ruin a wish champion? I think that I've won the gold medal.

i wish I had a chest to pin my medal on.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:04 pm

Granted,but it was a chest full of blackpowder,and as you were pinning the medal,it exploded.

I wish I was 20 years younger.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:18 am

Granted, but then you'd be able to come up with a lot more fun things to do then waste your time on the information superhighway.

I wish I invented sticky notes.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:12 am

Granted, but then you went so crazy with your sticky note fortune that you tried to make a whole line of sticky products, including sticky shoes which no one could walk in, sticky ciggarettes, which caused many people to burn their lips. You blew your entire fortune!

I wish my dog didn't poop all over the house.

disclizard · Post by **disclizard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:40 pm

I wish my dog didn't poop all over the house.

Granted now he just poops in your shoes and disc golf bag.

I wish My Avengers would fly farther.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:04 pm

Granted,but now all your drives are out of bounds.

I wish global warming would turn Kansas into southern california.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:13 pm

Friz-Rocker wrote:I wish global warming would turn Kansas into southern california.

Granted, but now you don't get to play disc golf because you sit in traffic for three and a half hours a day.

I wish gas was free.

Nivek9 · Post by **Nivek9** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:50 pm

Austin wrote:I wish gas was free.

Granted, but then gas guzzling, road hog, giant SUVs would dominate the landscape and foul the air everywhere.. oh wait, they do already... uh, how about this... You wouldn't have an excuse not to drive long distances to play in all those out of town tourneys and your family would eventually just be gone when you got back after a road trip because they forgot who you were.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:55 pm

Granted, but you come down with migraines that make you dream of the days when you had back pain.

I wish Kansas would go steal all of Nebraska's corn.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:21 pm

Granted,but soon all of Nebraska comes down here lookin` for the guy who posted this idea and they kick your ass.

I wish my knees were backwards so it was easier to putt uphill.

disclizard · Post by **disclizard** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:17 pm

Granted but now when you sit in a chair you sit on your nutz instead of your butt.

I wish I had six pack abs.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:23 am

disclizard wrote:Granted but now when you sit in a chair you sit on your nutz instead of your butt.

I wish I had six pack abs.

Granted, but they're given to you in prison and not in a nice way.

I wish potty training happened overnight.