PIMPin da Holes

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:14 pm

Pimpin has cum and gone for another year. The Magic number to do it again was 25, and thanks to the Mosher Clan we hit the magic number on the head and it cost me the first couple rounds of beers (I thought that 25 guys could hammer a few pitchers of beer a little better and faster!).

Results:

Open
Chris "In the doghouse" Smith46 50 96
Nate "Nasty" Martin 52 48 100
Tracy "I leave my basket in Ransom" Ruder 49 53 102
Brett "Straight Ass PIMPIN" Straight 59 56 115

Masters
Don "DM4" Mordecai 55 55 110
Kyle "The Man" Klinger 56 57 113

Women
Robin "Disc Golf Mom" Reimer 67 59 126

Advanced
Adam "Daddy Daycare" Mosher 54 53 107
Brady"Sweaty Palms" Younger 53 57 110
Darrell "Sandals" Sanders 61 52 113
Scotty "TOO HOTTY" Haynes 61 58 119
Chad "Lefty" Gasper 58 61 119
Zach "Poopshoot" Schweitzer 59 61 120
Claudio "In the shade" Alverez 66 59 125
Brandon "No Hog nose" Mace 68 67 135

AM 2
Chris"First Win" Berens 62 62 123
James "The Ghost" Fawcett 60 64 124
Kevin "Alabama Hippie" Spotswood 64 60 124
Joey "Long Putter" Wassinger 65 59 124
Kurtis "Mossy Dog" Meiers 59 68 127
Tom "I lost my phone" Graham 65 63 128
Corbin "Game of Putt?" Newland 76 60 136

Jrs.
Johnny "I got game" Mosher 76 77 153
Jarod "I busted my Tourney cherry in Ransom" Mosher 102 105 207
Logan "The only Ransomite brother-in-law of Smitty" Jansonius 107 104 211

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:38 am

25 players, 17 members.

Congrats on hitting 25, though I was no help.

We need to find our if Darrell's last name is plural or singular.

smitty wrote:
Open
Chris "In the doghouse" Smith46 50 96
Nate "Nasty" Martin 52 48 100
Tracy "I leave my basket in Ransom" Ruder 49 53 102
Brett "Straight Ass PIMPIN" Straight 59 56 115

Masters
Don "DM4" Mordecai 55 55 110
Kyle "The Man" Klinger 56 57 113

Women
Robin "Disc Golf Mom" Reimer 67 59 126

Advanced
Adam "Daddy Daycare" Mosher 54 53 107
Brady"Sweaty Palms" Younger 53 57 110
Darrell "Sandals" Sanders 61 52 113
Scotty "TOO HOTTY" Haynes 61 58 119
Chad "Lefty" Gasper 58 61 119
Zach "Poopshoot" Schweitzer 59 61 120
Claudio "In the shade" Alverez 66 59 125
Brandon "No Hog nose" Mace 68 67 135

AM 2
Chris"First Win" Berens 62 62 123
James "The Ghost" Fawcett 60 64 124
Kevin "Alabama Hippie" Spotswood 64 60 124
Joey "Long Putter" Wassinger 65 59 124
Kurtis "Mossy Dog" Meiers 59 68 127
Tom "I lost my phone" Graham 65 63 128
Corbin "Game of Putt?" Newland 76 60 136

Jrs.
Johnny "I got game" Mosher 76 77 153
Jarod "I busted my Tourney cherry in Ransom" Mosher 102 105 207
Logan "The only Ransomite brother-in-law of Smitty" Jansonius 107 104 211

basket_case · Post by **basket_case** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:12 pm

Wow, I'm the only one with a question mark in my nickname.

Ransom has an interesting course to say the least, but the first round was some of the most miserable golf I've played. Probably because I didn't have anything to drink for pretty much the whole round.
For the next round I went the grocery store and picked up a couple 32oz powerades. That really helped.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:50 pm

basket_case wrote:Wow, I'm the only one with a question mark in my nickname.

Ransom has an interesting course to say the least, but the first round was some of the most miserable golf I've played. Probably because I didn't have anything to drink for pretty much the whole round.
For the next round I went the grocery store and picked up a couple 32oz powerades. That really helped.

Question mark because that is what you always ask me, Game of Putt?

Interesting???? Give me more credit then that! Triple Mando, Long and SKIIIIIIIINNNY, Worldest Greatest Tunnel Shot, Fairway to Heaven (Thanks T-Ruder new name for the first church hole), cement pond, and of course the the basket that is 10 feet tall thanks to a little elevation. That course is as sweet as it gets in Ness County.

As far as the water goes. I am sorry we only had one water tower in the town to fill all the jugs. Speaking of water, I have always thought there must be something in the water in Pratt.

The Grocerys Store thanks you. I don't think it was the Powerade that helped, I think that staying in the park and making a few putts is more to blame. You look at it how you want.

Thanks for making the trip, I am glad I talked you out of dropping out. We will see you next year.

P.S.

I am going to kick your little butt in a Game of Putt and at the pool in Beloit.

basket_case · Post by **basket_case** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:24 pm

All right, the course kicks... something. Don't remember Fairway to Heaven. Is that before WGTS? Triple Mando is triple trouble.
Circle 4 and circle 6 for me. I did ONLY bogey long and skinny the second round.

No it wasn't your fault. I didn't even have anything to put water in with me. I had two mouth-fulls of water near the monster hole (6?).

I have no idea what you mean by something in the water in Pratt.
If there is, it is making my game worse. I need to start an all-water Emporia diet.

Dehydration is a nightnare to the game. Ask any pro.

Next year? We'll see. I hope to hit the next 2 B-Tiers (Hay and Beloit) and play better time.

P.S.

My putting should be better by Beloit. I won't be practicing pool, though.

P.P.S. I am liking my new "Smitty" hat. Maybe I'll write Innova drivers and JK-Pro Aviars are #1 on it.

P.P.P.S I still like the Stratus, Drone, Buzz, and Wasp.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:48 pm

basket_case wrote: I still like the Stratus

Who Doesn't?

nastyNate · Post by **nastyNate** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:23 pm

smitty wrote: Chris "In the doghouse" Smith46 50 96

u have internet in the doghouse?

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:06 am

I just ran a cable.