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The Adventures of Discman
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Friz-Rocker
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Discman wakes up, angry at the planet again.He drives 4 hours to play a tournament across the state.He gets the last available hotel room, because it`s penitentiary visitation weekend.In the room,Discman`s friend,WorthlessMan proceeds to roll up and light some tobacco product.Just then a loud knock followed by a,"This is the police open up"! causes WorthlessMan to quickly flush all the tobacco product down the toilet.Discman then peeks out to see that it`s only his friends.Later that evening Discman`s friends are released from the hospital.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.
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Friz-Rocker
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MYSTERY SACK
WELL WE TRIED OUT THE OLE MYSTERY SACK!!!! It was a success for wichita. Finally some fun brought to the wichita club!!! Though something small it was a huge success; again thanks to winfield league 
Goes to say yet again well............ You all know about wichita league LOL............... With the help of the mystery sack and a few big turnouts its slowly starting to come around. A lil hint at next weeks mystery sack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its not socks, underware, food, or razors!! BUT it is a lil better than last time. So everyone come out to OAK PARK sunday at 4 and play some flip doubles. The ace fund is at $15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And its a blast SO SHOW UP!
Bird Man
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Friz-Rocker
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Discman drives across the state for a tourney.Halfway into the last round a thunderstorm interupts the discgolf with lightning striking all over the course.The T.D. runs for shelter declaring,"The tournament is over".Nearly being killed,discman`s group continues their round with Discman winning the skins game sidepot on a cheesy hole.Later on the drive home,Discman`s radiator hose busts. As Discman searches for duct tape and water he is run out of a small town at dusk by a group of rednecks who don`t appreciate Discman`s long hair.Discman is treated for saltrock at a nearby hospital and released.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.
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Friz-Rocker
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Discman and his friend Wildman drive to the course to practice.Everything is going okay until Wildman decides to entertain himself by shoving Discman over an 8 foot drop on a creekbed.Discman is hospitalized with a broken leg.After the cast comes off,he and his Am1 buddies get a room at the holiday inn the night before the 2-day tourney.Discman calls the 6 pros and masters staying in the room next door.He tells them that he is the hotel manager and there are complaints of a pungent odor coming from their room.This panics the pros and masters,but Discman soon tells them that it`s just a joke,30 minutes later.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.
I can relate to Discman's injury. Although you forgot the part about when Discman was going to play in the first KDGA event of the year the following week, but could only watch the player's throw on hole one, sitting in his chair in the cold Feb. weather, with only a sock over his cast to warm up his toes. Also Discman took it upon his self to help out the T.D. to put the prize packages together, since that was the only thing he could do.
This Episode of Discman SUCKS!it's like a bad nightmare!
Although you forgot the part about when Discman was going to play in the first KDGA event of the year the following week, but could only watch the player's throw on hole one, sitting in his chair in the cold Feb. weather, with only a sock over his cast to warm up his toes. Also Discman took it upon his self to help out the T.D. to put the prize packages together, since that was the only thing he could do.This Episode of Discman SUCKS!it's like a bad nightmare!
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Friz-Rocker
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Discman`s friends drive 20 miles north of town in the middle of winter to practice on a rarely used course.After too much tobacco product,much of the group threw their best plastic out onto a semi-frozen pond on the first hole.Unable to walk on the ice,they tie some string onto a rake and throw it too hard breaking the string and losing the rake.Attempts were made to recover the rake with string and pliers.When this failed,a scene reminiscent of,"Planet of the Apes"breaks out with everyone pelting the discs with rocks,breaking the ice,and causing them to sink.
When you have to choose between your woman and discgolf,don`t be stupid-choose the discgolf.