Ruin-A-Wish Game

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:36 pm

MOthrows wrote:Granted, but then you'd be dead.

I wish blue was black.

Granted, but now your thong doesn't match your high-heels.

I wish beer would rain from the skies.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:49 pm

Granted,however the beer rain is from a category 5 hurricane and your soon drunk and airborne like an american airlines pilot.

I wish Winfield was only 10 miles from Wichita.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:03 pm

Granted, but now that everyone from there knows where you live they drink the purple kool-aide and give up the ghost.

I wish I could sing.

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:30 am

Granted. You get a little full of your own voice and get rejected miserably trying out for American Idol.

I wish I had an easy button that would make all this work go away.

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:03 pm

Schoen-hopper wrote:
I wish I had an easy button that would make all this work go away.

Granted. However, the frisbee ceases to exist.

I wish I could bleed cream cheese.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:16 pm

Ruder wrote:
Schoen-hopper wrote:
I wish I had an easy button that would make all this work go away.
Granted. However, the frisbee ceases to exist.

I wish I could bleed cream cheese.

Granted, but now you also poop bowling balls and sneeze razor blades.

I wish that I was the first person to walk on the moon.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:48 pm

Granted,but you were only the first person to walk on DG Hero`s butt.

I wish Marijuana was legal in Kansas.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:53 pm

Granted, but you smoke so much you become a drooling imbecile.

I wish I was king of the jungle.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:56 pm

Granted,but it was a jungle of marijuana and you were shot by a grower.

I wish social security retirement age was 50.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:01 pm

Granted, but you die the day before you turn 50 of lung cancer.

I wish I was smart.

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:06 pm

Is that what you wish for also?

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:26 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish I was smart.

Granted,but at a test site at White Sands,you accidently set off the ,"Doomsday"device you invented.

I wish the disc baskets were all 340 foot long.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:55 pm

Friz-Rocker wrote:
MOthrows wrote:I wish I was smart.
Granted,but at a test site at White Sands,you accidently set off the ,"Doomsday"device you invented.

I wish the disc baskets were all 340 foot long.

Granted, but now they are all 400 feet high.

I wish whenever I putted inside the circle it went in.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:50 pm

MOthrows wrote:
Granted, but now they are all 400 feet high.

I wish whenever I putted inside the circle it went in.

Granted, but now everytime you throw a drive you griplock it so bad you throw the wrong direction.

I wish I were a turtle.

Kindy · Post by **Kindy** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:18 pm

Granted, but you now live in a glass bowl and little kids poke you during the school day.

I wish I could play pro.