Ruin-A-Wish Game

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:23 pm

MOthrows wrote:I wish potty training happened overnight.

Granted, but now you have no excuse for wetting the bed and everyone laughs at you.

I wish disc were made of metal.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:32 pm

Austin wrote:
I wish disc were made of metal.

Granted, but now the pole-holes are made from iron with an opposite magnetic polarity to the discs, and you can't throw them in the baskets anymore!

I wish chairs were made of rabbits.

jtkustomizer · Post by **jtkustomizer** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:45 pm

mrsenortyler wrote: I wish chairs were made of rabbits.

Granted but now every time you go to sit down on them the hop out from under you and you fall on the ground.

I wish I wouldnt have shot 18 over my second round at Wyco.

Friz-Rocker · Post by **Friz-Rocker** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:46 pm

Granted,you shot 38 over.

I wish I cashed every tournament.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:04 pm

Friz-Rocker wrote:I wish I cashed every tournament.

Granted, but it is always bottom cash.

I wish I had Magnetos powers.

MOthrows · Post by **MOthrows** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:34 pm

Austin wrote:
Friz-Rocker wrote:I wish I cashed every tournament.
Granted, but it is always bottom cash.

I wish I had Magnetos powers.

I wondered how long it was going to take for you to wish for that.

ronconversjr · Post by **ronconversjr** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:23 pm

Austin wrote:
Friz-Rocker wrote:I wish I cashed every tournament.
Granted, but it is always bottom cash.

I wish I had Magnetos powers.

granted but now you die of frustration trying to control your disc!
I wish everyone got what they deserved

Schoen-hopper · Post by **Schoen-hopper** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:26 pm

You didn't just wish for that ....

disclizard · Post by **disclizard** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:25 am

I wish everyone got what they deserved

Granted but now I'm the only one left on earth. LOL

I wish I was super man and could fly.

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:28 am

disclizard wrote:
I wish everyone got what they deserved
Granted but now I'm the only one left on earth. LOL

I wish I was super man and could fly.

Granted, but you were mistakenly turned into a fat nerd that was wearing a superman shirt.

I wish my farts smelled like roses.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:11 am

Ruder wrote:I wish my farts smelled like roses.

Granted, but now roses smell like turds. And when you give them to your girlfriend she takes it wrong a dumps you.

I wish I could Hadoken.

disclizard · Post by **disclizard** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:47 am

I wish I could Hadoken.

Granted bu now your thumbs hurt ? your dog turns gay ?
Your family goes bald ? Um your skin turns polkadotted and smells like rotten fish?

I wish I knew what Hadoken was.

ronconversjr · Post by **ronconversjr** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:01 pm

Austin wrote:
Ruder wrote:I wish my farts smelled like roses.
Granted, but now roses smell like turds. And when you give them to your girlfriend she takes it wrong a dumps you.

I wish I could Hadoken.

granted,but you get turned into a video game character!I wish lawyers paid you to take a case!

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:23 pm

ronconversjr wrote:granted,but you get turned into a video game character!

I wish lawyers paid you to take a case!

Granted! Now Babbit is to poor to play any Disc Golf events and we all start making fun of you Ron.

I wish that I wasn't a porn star.

disclizard · Post by **disclizard** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:40 pm

I wish that I wasn't a porn star.

Granted but now ther are alot of midgets out of work.

I wish the grass would turn blue this year.