The Adventures of Discman

[Friz-Rocker]

They never even made it to the pan.

[Friz-Rocker]

Discman and five friends take two cars and drive across the state to play a two-day tournament.Arriving friday night they rent one room.Ridin`six deep in a small Holiday Inn room the,"Dirty Half Dozen"proceed to fill the small room with empty Pizza Hut boxes.The do not disturb sign ensures a complete chaotic trashed out mess as there will be no cleaning of the room for the next 37 hours.One of the disc golfers insists on leaving The Weather Channel on all night making sleep difficult for some.Struggling to get into the bathroom one morning a disgusted player finds that the previous occupier has left,"A Gift"for him in the toilet.Much laughter ensues as the offender is told how sick he is by everyone.As they leave for the final round one of the group witnesses the maid entering their room and crying out,"What a mess"!!! All day long,as they played the tournament,you could here one of the six yelling,"What a mess"!!! On the long drive home they stopped for gas and snacks for a sugar high.

[Ruder]

Oh that discman and his crazy antics. WHAT A CARD!!

[Ring]

Discman and his friends show up to play some league at Herman Hill. The wind is blowing hard with gust up to 50mph. After a large amount of alcohol and smoking Discmans group starts on hole 4. All the normal aholes from Wichita are missing in action. Discmans sidekick "Father of a Sandwich" steps to the pad. Winds are now at tornatic gusts. FoaS decides he will go for the big hyzer over the trees. All high and drunk Discmans group don't realize how stupid that idea was Foas rips a hyzer in the air, it flips over out across Pawnee. A motorist sees this flying object soar across his path stairs in awe. Right then the motorist looks forward just in time to see the car in front of him stopped..........He slams on the brakes and cranks the wheel to the right, ramps over the curb and smashes into the brand new cement wall. The motorist never new where the flying object came from and yelled for groups ( Who were all laughing uncontrollably) assistance in pulling his front fender out so the car was driveable. As Discman and others distracted the motorist with our help... Father of a Sandwich picked up the wreck causing disc and slipped it in his bag. Then the motorist thanked us all and zoomed off before the Police could come. To this day that was the coolest thing Discman ever seen playing Discgolf. Until next time...............Discman

[Ring]

Discman got a new job in California Installing Heaters and A/C. His good friend Refugio offers him room and board with him, and his crazy mother, who he takes care of. Both are straight edge if ya know what I mean . Discman is told he has full run of the house and starts taking advantage of it. Rather then using the restroom downstairs he uses the one right by his bedroom. Crazy mothers room is right by this bathroom also. Everything is going good for the first month until................Crazy Mother starst accusing Discman of pissing on her toilet. Discman vows not to use the pisser again. Months go by everything is gravy. Discman is making lots of money and smoking purple Kush at night while Crazy Mother is nesting.. One morning Discman wakes up to Refugio accusing him of shaving in her Bathroom and leaving hairs( Black Hairs ) in the sink. Discman becomes angry and replies " I'm getting real tired of your crazy mother accusing me of stupid crap! For all I know she was in there shaving her own Mustash" Refugio took real offense to this (We all know when it comes to family Mexicans are like worker Bees protecting the nest) After WWF wrestling match in the front room, Refugio taps out UFC style. Discman smokes a victory Blunt and goes to sleep dreaming of his victory. When he wakes up the next morning he finds a one way ticket back home on his door... Looks like Discman gets F again!!
Until next time Discman....


P.S. Discman has blond hair.....go figure....I think Refugio is a little too close to Crazy Mother

[Friz-Rocker]

Everytime Schoen-hopper bumps one of his old topics,I`m gonna bump one of mine.

[jtkustomizer]

Everytime Schoen-hopper bumps one of his old topics,I`m gonna bump one of mine.

Could you at least put another discman story up

[Friz-Rocker]

Discman and his friends drive down into Oklahoma for the one day tournament.The weather forecast is severe thunderstorms.Discman`s friend the legendary Iceman is 2 strokes back with 3 holes remaining during the final round.Discman and the rest of the group are pleading with Iceman to call it quits,because a supercell has rolled up on them and heavy rains and high winds are making them point their umbrellas into the wind,peek over them and throw quickly with damn piss-poor results.After teeing off,Iceman walks casually down the fairway,suddenly a lightning strike shears a huge limb off a nearby tree.Iceman doesn`t even miss a step as another tree is hit while he walks to his lie.As we made it to the next tee,with tornado sirens blaring,a huge metal trash dumpster flipped end over end across the fairway.Iceman immediately agreed to call it quits.

[Schoen-hopper]

Discman is babysitting a disc golfer during league who has become too intoxicated. The offendee is cursing discman. Just then, a teenage girl comes running onto the disc golf hole screaming bloody hell. We ask her "Who is dying?, Where is the gun? Did you get the tag number?" One golfer throws up his hands and runs off to tell the rest "Call the Police!". The girl says "It's my dog. I can't find him. He's everything to me" As the girl continues to wail, one of the discers sees something darting in and out of the woods and says "There he is. Go over there and you will find him". The girl just stands where she is, paralyzed with fear. The rest of us, in the late twilight, think we are hallucinating because we are not sure we can see the dog or not at that distance.

She got the dog back and was happy. No Police. The End.

[disclizard]

I dont remember seeing disc man during the round from hell. I remember the drunk, the babysitter, several pissed off discers, the old lady and kid sniffing pot smoke from the sidewalk, the screeming hot chick and even the dog that had to get away from the lil miss siren lungs that peirced the early darkness. But I do not remember disc man there .. huh thats wierd !!

[Friz-Rocker]

Discman and Brownman head south for wellington league.After too much tobacco product,they miss the turnpike exit and nearly end up in Oklahoma.Calling Mrs.Peeman to let them know we are running late,we show up at 6:15.Cold and windy,we gather round the fire[which is sending burning embers out of the chimney nearly igniting the course]that is allowing us to defy hypothermia.Suddenly Samsoniteman proceeds to relieve himself in the corner,prompting an ass chewing from Carpetman.[eventhough his best friend is Peeman]After cashing,Discman and Brownman are shocked to witness Peeman powerbraking for 3 minutes,making us think he`s got to be headed for the tire store.The smoke causes Stewman to lose sight of the road,nearly high-centering his grandma`s pristine 95 caprice with 19,000 original miles.Stewman shows his appreciation[for grandma letting him use the car]by smoking the tires of the Caprice.Later Joshman attempts to return Brownman`s lost disc at the turnpike only to be rebuffed by the tobacco product smoking Discman and Brownman,who can`t seem to identify Joshman or what he`s frantically shaking out his car window at us.

The names were changed to protect the innocent.

[Nivek9]

Ain't a innocent one among ya....

[Ring]

Ain't a innocent one among ya....

:shock:BURN!!!

[Friz-Rocker]

Discman and his friends head south for a big tournament.They campout for awhile,then Discman fires up a 400 watt guitar amp and P.A. system.For some unknown reason,people who attend this tournament,seem to want to do things that they would never do in their hometown.Keeping with that spirit,Discman and Hepman proceed to make up loud songs about nothin`.Just when you thought things couldn`t get any worse.Two-Man tells Hepman to drop F-Bombs all over the songs.
Turns out a local woman could hear the guitar,quote:"plain as day"while standing in her kitchen, two miles away.The cops are soon called and Harvman is told that the F-You guy has gotta stop.Harvman tells Bitchman to tell Discman and Hepman that they`re too F-ing loud.This immediately inspired Discman and Hepman to turn everthing all the way up and perform the impromptu classic song,"we`re too F-ing loud.Soon Bitchman shuts them down for good.Rebellious to the end,Discman fires up his amp at three a.m. and plays The Star Bangled Banner to a cheering crowd and is quickly unplugged by staff.

[Schoen-hopper]

Discman was supposed to bring two Basketsman. Discman talked smack on having the finesse skillz to win on a wooded course. Discman was a Nocallnoshowman. Tournamentdude now has Discman's Zpredman held for Hostageman.