The Adventures of Discman

[Friz-Rocker]

Discman was supposed to bring two Basketsman. Discman talked smack on having the finesse skillz to win on a wooded course. Discman was a Nocallnoshowman. Tournamentdude now has Discman's Zpredman held for Hostageman.

Discman decided to hold his own charity event,donating his entire entry fee to his girlfriend who is in debt and has 3 mouths to feed.Discman also donated his Z-predator to Pottsman 2 years ago and feels that Tournamentdude should now shove the predator up his a$$.

[STEW]

The smoke causes Tomman to lose sight of the road,nearly high-centering his grandma`s pristine 94 caprice with 17,000 original miles.Tomman shows his appreciation by smoking the tires of the Caprice.

Come on Friz, that was me in the Caprice, and it is a '95 with 19,000 miles on it...

[Friz-Rocker]

Editors note: Stew although I fixed the errors,I`m a little worried that if grandma logs on here,she`ll take the keys away and worse yet,the wellington police may find your badly beaten body behind the bingo hall.[do walkers leave a mark?]

[STEW]

The wellington police may find your badly beaten body behind the bingo hall.[do walkers leave a mark?]

I'm not worried, it's not Tuesday(bingo night at every bar in town). The only marks would be the red and blue dots... Thanks friz.

[Friz-Rocker]

Discman needs a ride to the one day tourney on the 97 Oz Tour.Ripofftheclubman offers Discman a ride and he accepts.Three baskets short of eighteen,the T.D. designates three trees with two circles of ribbons tied to them,as legal object holes.Halfway through the first round Discman throws a roller straight up the tree across both sets of ribbons on a low ceiling 170 foot hole for an ace.When T.D.idiotman finds out about this at lunch,he protests the four person groups unanimous decision that it was an ace,saying that he would not pay out the acefund for Discman`s[Improbable Ace].On the final hole of the second round,Discman hits a 30 footer to take second.Resigned to not take home the ace fund.Discman`s friends discreetly threaten T.D.idiotman and Discman is shocked when awarded the ace fund.

Ripofftheclubman in no way resembles or is a representation of Mike Barr.Any inference,resemblence,innuendo,tongue-in-cheek,clue,blatant representation,implication or finger pointing to MIKE BARR[Michael Barr]is merely coincidental.

[Schoen-hopper]

Tree roller aces don't count!

[Ring]

After laying low for awhile, Discman decides to go out for once. He runs into a few other discgolfers at Seneca St. bar. RickyBobbyTravis Man, StandsWithAfist Junod, Friz-rocker, HoodOrnament. After many pitchers and long games of pool they all kickback for a minute and sstart bullshitting around. Meanwhile Pumold Man and his brother Weakest link enter the bar. Every table in the bar is empty, but Pumold & Weakest link put quarters in Discgolfer table. (bad Idea). After a little crap talking, RickybobbyTravis Man, and StandsWithAfist Junod Decide to play for the table. 2 games into the match, Pumold Man & brother begin talking mad, crazy crap. RickybobbyTravisMan gets right in weakest links face. Discman, friz-Rocker, and HoodOrnamant stand up. Pumold Man rushes RickyBobbyTravis Man and the fight was on. StandsWithAfist Junod grabs the eightball off the table and catches Pumold Man right in the chest Weakest Link picks up apool stick and head towards the action...In his path he meets the 6ft 3 friz-rocker I'll take that he says..go sit your weak ass down. Just then Hoodornamant jumps in the middle and breaks up the action. Pumold man & brother were escorted out of the bar...Talking crap the whole way. RickyBobbyTravisman & StandsWithAfist Junod follow. Round 2....The fights on inbetween cars, upagainst the building....It was like a movie...DiscMan dosen't remember much after that except Pumold Man and Weakest Link both covered in blood and RickyBobbyTravis shaking there hands asking...You sure you guys had enough That was fun Just then the Wichita PD shows up in the Bat Van. After a short talk with RickyBobbYTravis Man & StandsWithAfist Junod the cop realized they were discgolfers from Herman Hill... Instantly they were let go.. just goes to show ya it pays to be a discgolfer in Wichita...WPD loves us Another fun filled day in wichita for DiscMan.

[Ring]

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[Friz-Rocker]

The usual suspects decide to attend Brownman`s annual Halloween party.Brownman constructs an awesome maze that the guests much find their way through to get to the backyard party.After much drinking and smoking the natives are restless.Some hapless non-discgolfers show up late,not knowing they are surrounded by the notorious Seneca street gang.[see previous discman story]After one of the hapless requests a cigarette,Pee-man teases them with a dollar for a cigarette offer.This causes Fat non-discgolf woman to get upset.Massman fires off a shut the fock up bitch salvo and is sucker punched by big non-discgolf mexican.Scoobaman dressed as a mexican,then puts the real mexican in a submission hold.Soon Brownman is administering a headlock that would make Two-man proud with tears in his eyes.As the 20 on 20 fight ensues,the maze is quickly tore down as people are running for their lives dressed in costumes.Amazingly Scoobaman never even loses his sombrero throughout the entire ordeal.Special thanks to Lloydman for passing out against the tractor and sandman`s mexican outfit making him look more Clint Eastwood`s man with no name.

[DUH]

You mean these messicans:

[doc]

is sucker punched by big non-discgolf mexican.Scoobaman dressed as a mexican,then puts the real mexican in a submission hold.

...did the bndgm tap out?

[Friz-Rocker]

Actually the keg tapped out first.

[doc]

Glad it all worked out as it should have.

[Ruder]

More please. Surely Discman doesn't hibernate in the winter.

[Friz-Rocker]

Discman and Hoepman set out on friday night for the Lawrence/Manhatten weekend tournaments.With his window cracked open Hoepman is furiously smoking tobacco product as a K-9 unit drives by on the turnpike.On the passenger seat of the squad car(not wearing a seatbelt)is a german shepard that is trained to sniff out tobacco product.At 70 mph the german shepard begins to lose his mind jumping around as the car passes us.Discman proceeds to chew Hoepman`s butt cause he thinks they are about to get busted.Luckily the cop must have been late for dinner as nothing happens.The next day Discman is getting his butt kicked by the slippery dew covered painted tee`s.Figuring out halfway into the second round that he is not going to cash,he spots a cop doing paperwork parked 150 feet from the tee-box.Discman asks the three groups backed up on the hole how much money will everyone pony up for him if he hits the cop car with his drive off the tee-box.The group comes up with 45 dollars.When it`s Discman`s turn,he throws a perfect roller that is landing 20 feet in front of the car.Unfortunately the roller hits a realestate sign in the grass and narrowly misses the target.The cop looks up at the near miss and returns to his paperwork.After the tourney,many of Discman`s friends are partying before heading for a Holiday Inn in Manhatten.Halfway to Manhatten,Bunchman realises that he has left his discbag and cellphone back at the course in Lawrence.When he goes back they are gone.The next day Bunchman borrows discs from everyone to play tuttlecreek.As everyone is about to head for their tee`s,smoking minivan Mojoman(his minivan smoked all year and he was notorious for being late to tourneys) is speeding through the park to sign up late.As he gets out of the van he is carrying Bunchman`s cell and his discbag.Bunchman is very Happy.There was no earthquake that day and the dam did not break,making tuttlecreek an enjoyable day.