Ruin-A-Wish Game

jtkustomizer · Post by **jtkustomizer** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:21 am

dragonessk wrote:
I wish I hadn't gotten that speeding ticket.

Ditto...

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:04 am

jtkustomizer wrote:
dragonessk wrote:
I wish I hadn't gotten that speeding ticket.

Ditto...

I only have $400 worth of unpaid speeding tickets right now.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:08 am

dragonessk wrote:I wish I hadn't gotten that speeding ticket.

Granted, now you have an exhibition of speed ticket.

I wish I could drink beer at work.

jtkustomizer · Post by **jtkustomizer** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:32 pm

Austin wrote:
jtkustomizer wrote:
dragonessk wrote:
I wish I hadn't gotten that speeding ticket.

Ditto...
I only have $400 worth of unpaid speeding tickets right now.

You are lucky if you still have your license

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:33 pm

Austin wrote:
dragonessk wrote:
I wish I could drink beer at work.

Granted, but now you work at O'kelly's down in Winfield. Pretty much the most white trash redneck bar around.

I wish I had a new guitar.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:10 pm

mrsenortyler wrote:I wish I had a new guitar.

Granted, you become really good and Mark David Chapman likes your music.

I wish Eagle Talons had strong transmissions.

Ruder · Post by **Ruder** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:27 pm

Austin wrote: I wish Eagle Talons had strong transmissions.

Granted, but the strong transmissions are of the extra-terrestrial kind and you are abducted by anal probing aliens.

I wish my ceiling would get fixed so I can finally move in all my stuff!

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:56 am

Ruder wrote:
I wish my ceiling would get fixed so I can finally move in all my stuff!

Granted, you get all your stuff moved in, but then your floor starts leaking, and all your belongings fall down into HELL!!!!

I wish I had an ice cream cone.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:07 am

mrsenortyler wrote:I wish I had an ice cream cone.

Granted, the ice cream is so good you eat it real fast and get permanent brain freeze. The constant pain causes you to go insane and you start a fire at Wal-Mart every time you go there.

I wish I had a 1,000,000 disc.

smitty · Post by **smitty** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:08 am

mrsenortyler wrote:I wish I had an ice cream cone.

Granted, but that is all you have. A cone and no ice cream.

I wish beer was as cheap as Kool-Aid.

doc · Post by **doc** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:58 am

smitty wrote:I wish beer was as cheap as Kool-Aid.

Granted...but mixing it up ALL the time

is a real drain, in spite of the price.

I wish I could control the weather...

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:03 am

doc wrote:I wish I could control the weather...

Granted...but now all your buddies in KC hate you because you are making it rain on WyCo league night!!

I wish I would have ate breakfast...

DUH · Post by **DUH** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:25 am

Granted, but now you're one of the many victims of the Salmonella outbreak.

I wish I didn't have to work ALL DAY today.

mrsenortyler · Post by **mrsenortyler** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:39 am

DUH wrote:I wish I didn't have to work ALL DAY today.

Granted, but your Pimp gets real mad and slaps you pretty hard.

I wish it wasn't going to be so hot this weekend.

UpChuck · Post by **UpChuck** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:41 pm

mrsenortyler wrote: I wish it wasn't going to be so hot this weekend.

Granted, but Kansas has a freak snow storm and you drive into it and come out in the Twilight Zone and you are back in the 30's dirt poor and disc golf has not been invented yet.

I wish I had a car that would fix it self.